This site is to be dedicated to my webcomic aptly named "Gelatinous Briton." Bloody Hell.

If you never cared to analyze The Matrix to any extent, you are in the right place, my new friend. Here, wannabe gamer gnerds flock to interpret the narcissitic rantings of yours truly.

Once here, you will be thrust into the world of Daniel Radcliffe afficianadoism.

Yay for Daniel Radcliffe.

Just for kicks, throw matadors, Jews, Amish, pirates, whores, llamas, and platypi to the list of things you should worship. And of course, myself.

Toffee for your troubles?

DANIEL RADCLIFFE!